Terms & Conditions

By viewing the content or purchasing products from 2ndAmendmentPatches.com, you expressly agree & consent that you voluntarily looked at or bought our products without be coerced or forced to view our products in any way.  You further agree & consent that if you are so soft skinned that you are offended by the humor found in one or all of our products and that by just looking at some or all of the information on our website that you suddenly feel that you have been irrevocably harmed - then you also hereby agree and consent to indemnify 2ndAmendmentPatches.com and Jim Carroll, from suit, should you feel the need to bring such suit.  You have the right to come and go to our websites as you please.  You have the right to believe that our site and some of it's content is not funny and you have the absolute right to be OFFENDED.  If you don't like what we sell or if you are offended, JUST LEAVE.  Our laws, here in America, give you great freedom of liberty - They do not give you protection from being offended.

You also expressly state that you are of legal age to purchase any product we sell and that the purchase and delivery of said product is legal in your area. Purchaser agrees to pay all local and state fees or taxes associated with this transaction.  Purchaser expressly agrees to indemnify 2ndAmendmentPatches.com and Jim Carroll from any suit brought for any reason associated with the purchase or delivery of said product. Purchaser agrees to pay any and all costs associated with any suit brought associated with the purchase or delivery of purchasers product: Including but not limited to travel and legal fees.

We work hard to get your order manufactured and shipped as soon as we possibly can.  There are times when things go wrong and time gets away from us.  For those times, we apologize.  If you have not heard from us, most likely, your SPAM settings are too high and you are not receiving our e-mails.  So, Check your SPAM FOLDER. All patches on this website are Custom Made on demand. This process my take up to 30 days to ship. Please be patient. If you have concerns contact us not Paypal. We will be glad to reslove any issues you may have.


Freedom of Liberty is one of the most cherished freedoms we have as Americans. Live it, breath it, and practice it. May God continually grant you more Liberty then the government can take away.